where does fred weasley shop?
by Clio Chiang
SEA PANCAKE MERMAIDS 8D
Joel explains to Ellie what Easter is.
"So you would get these little plastic eggs, fill them with candy, leave em outside, and kids would believe that a bunny left it for them?"
"Yeah. That sounds about right."
"Man…and I thought the whole ice cream truck thing was weird. This one tops that one for sure."
"Well, we gave kids things to believe in. It made it fun."
"So…when you were a kid, did you believe in the almighty Easter bunny?"
"We should probably start walking."
"OH YOU SO DID! Ha! You believed in a fucking bunny that carried candy around. Ah, that’s rich."
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”
*checks page to make sure chapter hasn’t transformed into 100% typos*
*refreshes to check for reviews*
*resolves to go to bed and not check until morning*
*goes to bed, turns on phone, checks for reviews*
*discover typo five months later*